By popular demand, okay it was only tienstormirk.. Steven Wright Quotes
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."
I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint...it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.
let me know what you what..
dude is funny.
ReplyDeletehe's on craig furguson a lot (i like craig :)
Good quotes man.
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Y did he kill the cat??
ReplyDeletepretty good quotes, thanks for sharing =)
ReplyDeletesome clever shit here. it took me a minute to get the used paint one, but pretty funny.
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cant wait for tomorrows update :D
ReplyDeleteLol some of these are great
ReplyDeletevery cool post dude... Look forward to your next update! :D I'll keep in touch. Thanks for the support!
ReplyDeletethese are pretty funny
ReplyDeleteits funny how most great quotes are pun related
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ReplyDeletequotes are so over used any more
ReplyDeleteThose quotes get to me every time
ReplyDeleteI like ur content
ReplyDeletethis is cool!
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ReplyDeleteI have a blog with the same theme XD
Thanks for the support ;)
these quotes were pretty boring
ReplyDeleteblah, not good
ReplyDeleteGood quotes as always.
ReplyDeleteIll be using those quotes!
ReplyDeleteNice quotes. I might use them sometime!
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