Friday, September 24, 2010

Steven Wright Quotes

By popular demand, okay it was only tienstormirk.. Steven Wright Quotes


I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint...it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.

In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.


let me know what you what..

32 comments:

  1. dude is funny.
    he's on craig furguson a lot (i like craig :)

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  2. Good quotes man.

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  3. pretty good quotes, thanks for sharing =)

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  4. some clever shit here. it took me a minute to get the used paint one, but pretty funny.

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  5. I can't wait for tomorrow's update!

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  7. quote
    life.jpg
    unquote
    end of message

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  8. very cool post dude... Look forward to your next update! :D I'll keep in touch. Thanks for the support!

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  9. its funny how most great quotes are pun related

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  11. quotes are so over used any more

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  12. Cool

    I have a blog with the same theme XD

    Thanks for the support ;)

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  13. Nice quotes. I might use them sometime!

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