By popular demand, okay it was only tienstormirk.. Steven Wright Quotes
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."
I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint...it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.
let me know what you what..